Monday, February 23, 2009

MEN-o-pause


If men went through menopause would it be a pretty picture?  Consider some of our most well-known hunks doing the MEN-o-pause thing...
  • Daniel Craig:  Imagine junk in his trunk!
  • Simon Cowell:  Sobbing uncontrollably over a mushy love song.
  • George W. Bush:  "Wanted Dead or Alive" would have a whole new meaning.
  • George Clooney:  Sexy and sweaty.
  • Spiderman:  I'll never wear spandex again!
  • Gordon Ramsey:  In prison for torching the kitchen.
  • David Beckham:  Where's my soccer ball?  I had it just a minute ago.
  • Patrick Dempsey:  Please god, do not touch the hair!
  • John McCain:  Had a menopause moment when he picked Sarah Palin.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio:  King of the Insomniacs.
  • Robert Downey Jr. aka Ironman:  I'm too bloated to wear that-- and fly!
  • Pierce Brosnon:  Lifestyles of the rich and sleep deprived.
  • Tiger Woods:  No golf today, I have a headache.
  • Bill Clinton:  What happened to my sex drive?
  • Brad Pitt:  Does this stroller make my butt look fat?
  • James Gandolfini aka Tony Soprano:  Now he's really !@#$%^& psycho!
  • Tom Cruise:  Last seen roaming the vitamin aisles mumbling to himself.
Do you have any male menopause suggestions?
Welcome to TheFiftyFactor.com  - Joanna

1 comment:

  1. You know you have a wicked sense of humor. I was reading your newest post and then saw this one and decided to click.

    Brad Pitt: Does this stroller make my butt look fat?

    That has to be my favourite!

    And on that note you have to go to a school reunion to get blog fodder to write about. I daresay not many of them would ahve your personality and sense of humor either!

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