It was field trip day for Godson so I tagged along and hung out with his class at the Aquarium. The place was jammed packed with kids from kindergarden to high school age and the conversations were varied and-- Interesting....
Teacher #1: You should get on the "Trials" bang wagon. You can make some really great extra cash with very little effort. I've watched movies, tasted canned peaches and tested toilet paper-- Each time I made $50!
Teacher #2: What do you mean you tested toiler paper?
Teacher #1: You do not want to know the details.... *wink*wink*
Kindergarden girl: Oophs, I tooted! (she passed gas)
Teacher: That's not polite. You're supposed to say "Excuse me."
Kindergarden girl: "Excuse me, I farted."
First Grader: "Mrs. Teacher, Ryan said the "s" word!
Teacher: "Yes, I heard it. Don't be a tattle-taler."
First Grader: "He said shit and I'm just supposed to listen to that!?!?!"
Fifth Grade Boy: "Men crabs dance when they want to have sex with women crabs."
Fifth Grade Girl: "Seriously!!! Where do you come up with this stuff?"
Fifth Grade Boy: "I saw it on YouTube."
Fifth Grade Girl: "You went looking for crab sex on YouTube? Eww!"
Fifth Grade Teacher: Change the subject immediately!
A big and belated thank you to EMom from Life In the 2nd Half Century for giving me the "A Lovely Blog Award". It's much appreciated. EMom is a lovely blogger herself-- fun, creative and a Pinterest fan. Please stop by and say hello.
I'm off to Ohio next week for Thanksgiving with my family. I wish all of you in the USA a very happy Thanksgiving and to the rest of you a wonderful week. When I'm back after the holiday....
I'LL ANNOUNCE MY NEW GIVEAWAY! So stay tuned. It's a good one if I do say so myself.
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