It was field trip day for Godson so I tagged along and hung out with his class at the Aquarium. The place was jammed packed with kids from kindergarden to high school age and the conversations were varied and-- Interesting....
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Teacher #1: You should get on the "Trials" bang wagon. You can make some really great extra cash with very little effort. I've watched movies, tasted canned peaches and tested toilet paper-- Each time I made $50!
Teacher #2: What do you mean you tested toiler paper?
Teacher #1: You do not want to know the details.... *wink*wink*
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Kindergarden girl: Oophs, I tooted! (she passed gas)
Teacher: That's not polite. You're supposed to say "Excuse me."
Kindergarden girl: "Excuse me, I farted."
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First Grader: "Mrs. Teacher, Ryan said the "s" word!
Teacher: "Yes, I heard it. Don't be a tattle-taler."
First Grader: "He said shit and I'm just supposed to listen to that!?!?!"
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Fifth Grade Boy: "Men crabs dance when they want to have sex with women crabs."
Fifth Grade Girl: "Seriously!!! Where do you come up with this stuff?"
Fifth Grade Boy: "I saw it on YouTube."
Fifth Grade Girl: "You went looking for crab sex on YouTube? Eww!"
Fifth Grade Teacher: Change the subject immediately!
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A big and belated thank you to EMom from Life In the 2nd Half Century for giving me the "A Lovely Blog Award". It's much appreciated. EMom is a lovely blogger herself-- fun, creative and a Pinterest fan. Please stop by and say hello.
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I'm off to Ohio next week for Thanksgiving with my family. I wish all of you in the USA a very happy Thanksgiving and to the rest of you a wonderful week. When I'm back after the holiday....
I'LL ANNOUNCE MY NEW GIVEAWAY! So stay tuned. It's a good one if I do say so myself.
Cheers!
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Always amusing to listen in to kids' conversations. Have a great time and a wonderful reunion. See you when you get back! Don't forget to exercise after your Thanksgiving dinner. It all helps... :-)
ReplyDeletehaha...tht is awesome...love to overhear kids..i always volunteer for field trip day...
ReplyDeleteLOVE listening to the stuff 'my' kids say on a daily basis. One of the reasons I think I have the best job in the world.
ReplyDeletewhat fun!
ReplyDeleteAloha from Honolulu
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Kids are so funny. My grandson came home from second grade and told his mother: "Johnny's mother got a speeding ticket 'cause she tried to put her foot through the floor."
ReplyDeletefifth grade discussion of crab sex - too much - cracked me up and now I need to search for it on youtube.
ReplyDeleteSuch interesting conversations...
ReplyDeleteGotta love em'
kids are funny!
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely family Thanksgiving!
I'm reminded of overhearing something my daughter said to a relative, who at the time didn't get the significance..."Daddy has a problem with his nose."
ReplyDeleteOh yes I did. If you get my drift.
She passed away in 2009 from brain cancer, with the tumors sprouting in her skull about <--> this far from the cell phone she used virtually all the time she was awake.
But everyone knows cell phones don't cause cancer.
She would have liked these little ones' comments.
Have fun on your trip and come back safe.
how funny!
ReplyDeleteHave a good time with your family!
'Crab sex' .... very funny!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful trip and Thanksgiving JJ... safe travels.
Awwws, enjoy your family time. Is Godson going with you? Can't wait to see pictures of your grand-niece. I'm sure she is a big girl now. Be safe and talk to you when you get back!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I can't pick a favorite because they are all funny.
ReplyDeleteOh - those overheard conversations are so funny!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Crabs dance when they want to have sex huh? Gee! The things I didn't know! How funny!
ReplyDeleteHave a great time in Ohio...my family lives in Ohio too!! Lancaster area. I grew up in Columbus.
Hugs
SueAnn
So funny I love over heard conversations! I have to say that is one thing I really missed when we lived in Germany was sitting in restaurants in listening to snippets of conversations.....I never knew what anyone was saying.
ReplyDeleteHave a safe and wonderful THanksgiving! I'm sure the white stuff will be in Ohio hopefully after you leave.
take care xo
Happy trip! Happy loved ones! Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteOh Joanna, these were great!! Kids are awesome and funny.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice Thanksgiving with your family honey.
xo d
Did you take notes while you were with the kids? I would have been laughing so hard I would not be able to remember the individual conversations. This is great fun. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your family time in Ohio. I will have some chicken and keep it simple.
Happy Thanksgiving, Joanna.
You are such a GOOD god-mother. How cute! Enjoy the holiday!
ReplyDeleteI drove a group of 9 year old Girl Scouts to camp a while back and heard some of the same kind of funny (and sometimes scary) conversations.
ReplyDeleteI hope your Thanksgiving trip is a good one and that you have a wonderful time with your family.
It's such a kick listening to kidlet conversations. Thanks for sharing these. Have a wonderful, safe trip. Happy Thanksgiving, Joanna.
ReplyDeleteI love listening to little kids talk. "Crab sex"...! Awesome.
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LOL
ReplyDeleteLoved these snippets of conversation.
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Have a great Thanksgiving!
LOL
ReplyDeleteLoved these snippets of conversation.
Nice to have you stop by my Blog - now I've found you and I've signed on to Follow!
Have a great Thanksgiving!
These were gems of eavesdropping.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving Joanna! Have a great time in Ohio.
every one of those conversations is my favorite! (Excuse me, I farted...) Being a teacher has GOT to be the toughest job in the world.
ReplyDeleteHave a great trip to Ohio, enjoy your family and Thanksgiving - my most welcomed holiday of the year. Eat, drink, be merry!
I love it. Art Linkletter was right when he said "kids say the darnedest things!!! This was funny stuff sweetie!
ReplyDeleteGod bless and have a delightful weekend!!! :o)
Last one I heard, from a five year old girl: "Boys have a penis, and girls have a bagina."
ReplyDeleteoh how i miss those days being surrounded by little ones with mouths that have a mind of their own :)
ReplyDeleteThat was a great post. Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeletehave a wonderful trip and a delish thanksgving, sugar! xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteOh too funny, they do say the darndest things for sure. have a great Thanksgiving week. hugs.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for sharing these conversations... really made me laugh x
ReplyDeleteLOVE little kid conversations! How good of you to be a chaperone, too!
ReplyDeleteLoved all of these Joanna! LOL
ReplyDeleteHave a great Thanksgiving with your family ~ Eddie x
These were so stinking funny! Laughing and laughing : )
ReplyDeleteWishing you the most wonderful trip with your family. May you have extra special days together. Love, Becky
"crab sex" fricken amazing!!! lol
ReplyDeleteXOXO
Oh my God, that was hilarious...."I'm supposed to put up with that???!" Perfect!!!
ReplyDeleteThe meal has been eaten.
ReplyDeleteThe kitchen is clean.
The leftovers are stashed.
The walk has been taken.
Everyone is happy and fed and blessed.
Now I have the time to stop by.
On this Thanksgiving Day, I wanted to tell you that I am thankful for you and for the inspiration blogging brings. Sending you much love, Relyn
Very funny Joanna. I trust you are having a grand time in Ohio. Happy thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteCrab sex. (off to google...)
ReplyDeleteWowwww... Just. Wow. I'm sort of glad that not all grades go on a field trip at our schools :)
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